Once this virus plays out here, I'm going to start the process of negotiating a locally-licensed brewing of Corona beer called Wuhan Corona.
The slogans write themselves! The ads will go viral!
Wuhan Corona: Killer taste!
Wuhan Corona: Catch it while you can!
Wuhan Corona: Spread the … word!
Wuhan Corona: Convalesce with a glass!
Wuhan Corona: Just add a twist of Lyme!